Men

1. George Harrison.
He was a Beatle. He played guitar. He got that charm. But.. he's dead. OKAY.

2. Joachim Low.
He is Germany's head coach in the national team. He is good looking and no doubt, hot. But the problems are: He is 50, he is married, and he is a bisexual. DAMN. He and his assistent are a gay-couple we think, after some photos we found. And he did something nasty. HAHA GO FIND A VIDEO "JOACHIM LOEW IN 3RD EYE"

3. Mesut Ozil.
He is a German football player. He is 21. But....has a fiance. Yeah we can do nothing. Thank God he's not a gay HAHA.

4. Graham Coxon.
So my friend here, Khanza, is madly in love with this great looking british guitarist. You can google him to see his beautiful face and lovely guitar playing. But...he's 41 haha old.

5. Ryland Blackinton.
I admire Ryland like crazy. He is this guy from Cobra Starship. With his guitar and green eyes. He's far away and has a girlfriend.

6. Johnny Depp
He has been everybody's celebrity crush. Haha. No need to say anything.

Ah who else?
Why can't we just find someone who is close to us. And doesn't have problems like:
- Too old.
- Has a girlfriend or fiance or wife.
- A gay. or even Bisexual.
- A pure jerk.